BMW cars were having back mounted engines earlier. Santa purchased a new BMW and was driving back to home very happily. On the way the car broke down. Santa came out of the car and opened the bonnet, trying to fix up the problem. Immediately began to sweat. By that time Banta came by that [...]
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santa banta and catalog
Posted by kapil on August 21st, 2011
Santa and Banta were looking at a catalog and admiring the models. Santa says to the Banta, “Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?” Banta replies, “Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!” Santa says, with wide eyes, “Wow, they aren’t very expensive. At this price, I’m buying one.” Banta [...]
Surendra Sharma Comedy Log and Lugai
Posted by kapil on August 21st, 2011
Surendra Sharma is one of the famous Comedian and now brings a new one Log and Lugai
How can a student pass
Posted by kapil on August 19th, 2011
It’s not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365′ days. Typical academic year for a student: 1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.Days left 313. 2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.Days left 263.
Poetic Resignation
Posted by kapil on August 19th, 2011
The name is good, the brand is big But the work I do is that of a pig The work or the brand; what is my way? I don’t know if I should stay. To work, they have set their own way Nobody will care to hear what I say My will be NULL, they [...]
Poetry by an IT Engineer
Posted by kapil on August 19th, 2011
Mere… Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain… Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain… Shayad mere pyar ko taste Karna bhool gaye… Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye.. Tumhare samne hain itney items Kabhi hame bhi pick karo… Hamare pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo… [...]
Haryanvi joke Tau ka Competition
Posted by kapil on July 6th, 2011
Ek be Tau ek competion main chala gaya ar ude ghane e bade bade shayar aa rahe thee. Jab sab ne suna liya te tau ka bhi no aaya to tau ne be apni taan ched de main usstey ghana pyar karya karta…. par wa mera dil sa tod giiiiiii…,
Haryanvi joke master ki cow
Posted by kapil on July 6th, 2011
ek bai ek master nai baalkan tai baithi hui gaa (sitting cow) ka chitra banaane ke lie diya. Ek baalak nai khadi gaa banaa raakhi thi. Master danda utha ke chillaya “maine tumhe baithi hui gaa banaane ke liye kahaa tha”
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Tags: Haryanavi Jokes, Haryanvi Chutkale, master ji, Tau ke jokes 
No Comments »Haryanvi joke Tau ki bhains
Posted by kapil on July 6th, 2011
ek bar ek tau ki bhans bimar hogi… te wo dusare ke pass gaya are puchcha ki bhai teri bhi bhans bimar huyee thi tane ke kara tha…..
