About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Sikhs had to leave Italy. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Sikh community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Sikh community. If the Sikh won, the Sikhs could stay. If [...]
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santa joined church
Posted by kapil on August 21st, 2011
Fed up with people making fun of him, Santa decided to change his religion. He joined a priest in a church as his assistant. One day the priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, He called Santa D’Costa (his new assistant) and asked him to cover for him. [...]
santa banta wife’s birthday
Posted by kapil on August 21st, 2011
Santa thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife’s birthday and, also, their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the dates and instructions to send flowers to Jeetoo on these dates along with an appropriate note signed, “Your loving husband.” Jeeto was thrilled by this [...]
santa and BMW
Posted by kapil on August 21st, 2011
BMW cars were having back mounted engines earlier. Santa purchased a new BMW and was driving back to home very happily. On the way the car broke down. Santa came out of the car and opened the bonnet, trying to fix up the problem. Immediately began to sweat. By that time Banta came by that [...]
santa banta and catalog
Posted by kapil on August 21st, 2011
Santa and Banta were looking at a catalog and admiring the models. Santa says to the Banta, “Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?” Banta replies, “Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!” Santa says, with wide eyes, “Wow, they aren’t very expensive. At this price, I’m buying one.” Banta [...]
Surendra Sharma Comedy Log and Lugai
Posted by kapil on August 21st, 2011
Surendra Sharma is one of the famous Comedian and now brings a new one Log and Lugai
How can a student pass
Posted by kapil on August 19th, 2011
It’s not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365′ days. Typical academic year for a student: 1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.Days left 313. 2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.Days left 263.
Poetic Resignation
Posted by kapil on August 19th, 2011
The name is good, the brand is big But the work I do is that of a pig The work or the brand; what is my way? I don’t know if I should stay. To work, they have set their own way Nobody will care to hear what I say My will be NULL, they [...]
Poetry by an IT Engineer
Posted by kapil on August 19th, 2011
Mere… Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain… Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain… Shayad mere pyar ko taste Karna bhool gaye… Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye.. Tumhare samne hain itney items Kabhi hame bhi pick karo… Hamare pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo… [...]
Haryanvi joke Tau ka Competition
Posted by kapil on July 6th, 2011
Ek be Tau ek competion main chala gaya ar ude ghane e bade bade shayar aa rahe thee. Jab sab ne suna liya te tau ka bhi no aaya to tau ne be apni taan ched de main usstey ghana pyar karya karta…. par wa mera dil sa tod giiiiiii…,
